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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

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DARLING,
LOOK AT MY KNEES.

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WHAT DO
YOU THINK?

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I THINK I'VE
SEEN YOUR KNEES, DEAR.

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WELL, YOU NEED
TO LOOK AGAIN

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AND LOOK VERY
CLOSELY THIS TIME.

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ONE OF THEM
IS SHAVED.

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DO YOU LIKE
THE SHINY SMOOTH ONE

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OR THE HAIRY
JUNGLE ONE?

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I...DON'T KNOW.

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HONEY, WHAT IS
ALL THAT MONEY

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DOING ON
THE TABLE?

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OH, I TOOK OUT
A $30,000 LOAN

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TO BUY A NEW
STEREO FOR MY DEN.

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$30,000
FOR A STEREO?

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ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR MIND?

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WITH JOY, I AM.

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THIS BABY IS
THE LATEST IN

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SLAMMING DIGITAL
SURROUND SOUND...SOUND.

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WELL, THIS IS NOT
GOING TO HAPPEN.

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YOU'RE TAKING
THAT MONEY BACK.

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[SOFTLY]
How about if I take you back

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to your parents
in a box?

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WHAT DID YOU SAY?

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I SAID LET'S
SLEEP ON IT.

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HEY FELLAS,
HOW'S IT HANGING?

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WHOA! HOLD THE
PHONE, JACKSON.

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DAD, WHAT'S
WITH THE KNEES?

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THEY'RE FREAKIN'
ME OUT, MAN--

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WITH THE SHORT PANTS
AND THE KNEES.

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WHY, WHAT'S
WRONG WITH THEM?

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OH-OH, NOTHING.

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IT JUST LOOKS
LIKE I WALKED INTO

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THE KNOBBY-KNEE
CIRCUS.

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Dad: WHAT?

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♪ STEP RIGHT UP,
PLEASE ♪

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♪ AND BEHOLD
THE KNOBBY KNEES ♪

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♪ OF THE KING OF
THE KNEE BONES ♪

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♪ BETTER STAND
BACK 20 FEET ♪

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♪ OR THESE
KNOBBY KNEES WILL EAT YOU UP ♪

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THAT'S ENOUGH!

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♪ ONE IS BALD AND
ONE IS HAIRY ♪

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♪ HIDE YOUR CHILDREN
IT'S TOO SCARY! ♪

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BRAK!

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I'VE HEARD QUITE ENOUGH
FROM YOUR OPINIONS.

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HOW DARE YOU WALK INTO
THIS KITCHEN

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AND RIDICULE THE KNEES
OF YOUR FATHER.

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YOU HAVE HURT ME
AND MY FEELINGS.

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AH, I WAS JUST
FUNNING YOU, DAD.

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I ACTUALLY THINK
YOUR KNEES ARE PRETTY COOL.

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TOO LATE! YOU MADE
THE KNEES CRY.

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I CAN FEEL THEIR TEARS
ROLLING DOWN MY SHINS

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AND FILLING MY SHOES.

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YOUR KNEES
ARE NOT CRYING, DEAR.

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NO, THEY PROBABLY
ARE, MOM.

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I WAS PRETTY HARD
ON THE OLD BOY'S KNOBBERS.

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TOO LATE
FOR REMORSE.

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GO TO YOUR ROOM
FOR ONE YEAR.

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Brak: WHAT?

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DID YOU SAY WHAT?

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I GUESS YOU WANT
TO MAKE IT TWO YEARS.

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NOW, GO.

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DID YOU JUST
SAY WHAT AGAIN?

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3 YEARS!

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ALL RIGHT,
I'M IN MY ROOM.

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CAN I COME OUT NOW?

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Dad: NO!

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CAN I HAVE SOMETHING
TO EAT, LIKE A SANDWICH?

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Brak: PERHAPS
A BOLOGNA SANDWICH?

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OH, OF COURSE.
IN 3 YEARS!

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OH, MAN.
YOU'RE KILLING ME, MAN.

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HONEY, I THINK
YOU REALLY OVER-REACTED THERE.

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IN WHAT WAY?
WHAT DID I DO?

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WELL, LET'S SEE...

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YOU JUST SENT
BRAK TO HIS ROOM FOR 3 YEARS.

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UH, I KNOW.

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NOT EVEN THE MOST
FAMOUS DOCTORS OF

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MILITARY SCIENCE
CAN EXPLAIN IT.

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UH...RIGHT.

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DO YOU WANT
TO LET HIM COME BACK DOWN?

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NO, LET HIM SPEND
THE NIGHT UP THERE.

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THAT'S WHERE
HE USUALLY SLEEPS.

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THEN TOMORROW MORNING,
IF HE HASN'T DONE SOMETHING FOOLISH,

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LIKE STOLEN MY STEREO
MONEY AND USED IT TO BUY MATERIALS

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TO BUILD A ROCKET SHIP
TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME,

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WE'LL LET HIM OUT
OF HIS ROOM

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AND ROLL HIM
IN PANCAKES.

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Narrator: LATER THAT NIGHT
WHEN EVERYONE ELSE WAS ASLEEP.

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THE FOLLOWING SOUNDS WERE HEARD:

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[HAMMERING]

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AH, MOTHER,
OF ALL THE NIGHTS I HAVE SLEPT,

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LAST NIGHT WAS
THE BEST OF THEM ALL.

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AAH! MY SON
HAS RUN AWAY IN A ROCKET SHIP.

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UH, I DIDN'T
SEE THAT COMING.

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[DOORBELL]

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♪ COME IN!

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GREETINGS.
I AM SPACE GHOST,

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HEROIC WARRIOR
OF JUSTICE.

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OK, THAT'S
FINE WITH ME.

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I'VE COME TO ARREST
YOUR SON, BRAK.

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WELL, YOU JUST
MISSED HIM.

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HE RAN AWAY
FROM HOME IN A ROCKET SHIP.

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HMM. THAT'S
DISAPPOINTING.

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MY PLAN WAS TO
ARREST HIM AND THEN GO RUN SOME ERRANDS.

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CAN I HAVE SOME OF
YOUR FOOD?

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WAIT A MINUTE.
WHY WERE YOU GOING TO ARREST BRAK?

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BECAUSE HE IS
A CRIMINAL.

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HE'S COMMITTED
MANY CRIMES

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IN THE FUTURE,
WHERE I COME FROM.

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EVEN THOUGH THE SHOW
TOOK PLACE IN 1966.

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WHAT SHOW?

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MY ACTION-
ADVENTURE SHOW.

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IT WAS WILDLY
POPULAR IN THE PAST WHERE IT TOOK PLACE,

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EVEN THOUGH IT WAS
SET IN THE FUTURE.

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HEH. OF COURSE
IN 1994 I ALSO

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HAD A TALK SHOW
IN THE FUTURE,

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AND BRAK WAS
MY FRIEND.

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WELL, NOT REALLY
MY FRIEND--

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MORE OF
AN ASSOCIATE,

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UNLIKE 1966, WHEN
HE WAS A CRIMINAL IN THE PAST.

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DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THE WORDS THAT I HAVE SAID TO YOU?

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AH, YES.

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BUT, MOSTLY NO.

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I STILL DON'T
UNDERSTAND WHY

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YOU WANT TO
ARREST OUR SON.

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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

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I'LL GO GET
MY TAPES.

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THEY'RE IN
THE PHANTOM CRUISER.

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THAT'S WHAT
I RIDE AROUND IN.

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I BELIEVE YOU.

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THANK YOU.

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I'LL GO GET
THE TAPES.

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I BET THAT LITTLE MAN
DIDN'T THINK I COULD

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BUILD A ROCKET SHIP
AND SURVIVE IN OUTER SPACE.

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BUT I DID,
AND I HAVE

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FOR 3 GLORIOUS
MINUTES NOW.

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♪ A-BOOM-BOOM-PISH
BOOM-BOOM-BA-PISH ♪

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♪ A-BOOM-BOOM-PISH
BOOM-BOOM-BA-- ♪

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♪ OUTER SPACE,
SPACE, SPACE ♪

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♪ I'M NOT AFRAID OF
SPACE, SPACE, SPACE ♪

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♪ EVEN WHEN IT'S IN
MY FACE, FACE, FACE ♪

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♪ I DIDN'T GET
OFF YOUR SPACE ♪

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HEY, THERE'S ZORAK.

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HEY, ZORAK,
YOU LIKE MY NEW ROCKET SHIP?

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YOU WANT TO GO
FOR A RIDE?

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NO.

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COME ON, I'LL
LET YOU DRIVE.

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THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU WILL.

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ALL RIGHT, LET'S
SEE WHAT THIS TANK WILL DO.

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Zorak: HA HA HA!

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YOU SEE, WHAT
YOU'RE WATCHING NOW

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OCCURRED IN
THE DISTANT PAST.

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1994?

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NO, NO. THAT WAS
THE TALK SHOW,

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WHICH IS ALSO
IN THE FUTURE.

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SO IT HASN'T
HAPPENED YET?

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NO, IT HAPPENED,
BUT AFTER WHAT YOU'RE SEEING HERE.

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THIS IS MY ACTION-
ADVENTURE SHOW.

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Mom: OH, LOOK.
THERE'S BRAK.

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YES, THAT IS
YOUR CRIMINAL SON.

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SHE MUST DISAPPEAR
WITHOUT A TRACE

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SO THAT SPACE GHOST
WILL NEVER FIND HER.

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OH, DEAR,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS VOICE?

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DOES HE HAVE A COLD?

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NO, MA'AM,
THAT'S HIS CRIMINAL VOICE.

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PLUS, REMEMBER,
EVEN THOUGH THIS SHOW

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IS IN THE PAST,
IT'S SET IN THE FUTURE.

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COLDS HAVE
BEEN ELIMINATED.

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LISTEN,
MR. SPACE GHOST.

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THE WAY I SEE IT,
FROM WHAT YOU'VE TOLD US,

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BRAK IS NOT ACTUALLY
A CRIMINAL.

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OF COURSE HE IS.

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BUT WHAT YOU'VE
SHOWN US HERE IS

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JUST A TELEVISION
SHOW, RIGHT?

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AND A VERY
SUCCESSFUL ONE, I MIGHT ADD.

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IN THE PAST.

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EXACTLY.

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BUT SET IN
THE FUTURE.

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COLDS HAVE
BEEN ELIMINATED.

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BUT IF IT'S
A TELEVISION SHOW,

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ISN'T BRAK JUST
AN ACTOR PLAYING A PART?

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THE PART OF
A DEVIOUS CRIMINAL.

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YES, BUT IT'S
STILL ACTING, ISN'T IT?

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IT'S NOT REAL.

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IMPOSSIBLE.

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MADAM, I AM
A HEROIC WARRIOR.

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I THINK, PERHAPS,
IF WE WATCH

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SEVERAL EPISODES
OF THE TALK SHOW...

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WHY, WHAT'S THE POINT?

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IT'S JUST MORE
MAKE BELIEVE.

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YES, BUT IT'S
SET IN THE FUTURE.

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OH, THAT
DOESN'T MATTER.

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IF IT DIDN'T MATTER,
WOULD I BE ABLE TO DO THIS?

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MOTHER, LOOK
WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

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YOU CHASED AWAY
THE BEST FRIEND I'VE EVER HAD.

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OH, LOOK,
HE'S COMING BACK.

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WELCOME BACK,
SPACE GHOST.

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I WAS JUST
TELLING MY WIFE

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YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND
I'VE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

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REALLY?
THAT'S FUNNY.

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I WAS JUST IN
THE FUTURE TELLING

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MY ASSOCIATE,
MOLTAR, THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU.

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REALLY?

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YEP.
THEN I FIRED HIM.

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AH, HA HA HA!

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I SAID, "GET OUT!"

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AH, HA HA HA!

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Zorak: HEY, LOOK AT THAT
BUCKET-HEAD DOWN THERE.

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LET'S PICK HIM UP
AND ROB HIM.

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I DON'T WANT
TO ROB HIM.

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WHAT IF
HE'S NICE?

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RIGHT, WE'LL JUST
BEAT HIM UP, THEN.

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YOU GOT A HAMMER
IN THIS TUB?

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GET IN.

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UM, OK.

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WELCOME ABOARD,
STRANGER.

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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

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MOLTAR.

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WHAT KIND OF
NAME IS THAT?

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[MUMBLES]

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NEVER THOUGHT
ABOUT IT.

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WELL, WE'RE GOING
TO CALL YOU CALVIN.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THAT, CALVIN?

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I WANT TO CALL
HIM BUDDY.

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HEY, BUDDY!

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WHO ARE
YOU GUYS?

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I'M MARVIN,
AND THAT'S SHACKLEFORD.

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WE'RE FAMOUS
ICE SKATERS.

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MAYBE YOU
HEARD OF US.

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YEAH, I
HEARD OF YOU.

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YOU DID?

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ENOUGH OF
THIS B.S.

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WE'RE GOING TO
BEAT YOU UP. RIGHT NOW!

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YOU COULD DO THAT,
OR WE COULD

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GO DOWN THERE TO
THE STATUE PLANET.

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THERE'S STATUES
EVERYWHERE, MAN.

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YEAH, LET'S GO
TIP THEM ALL OVER.

238
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HEY, THAT'S
A GREAT IDEA!

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AH! I CAN'T
BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAID.

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WE CAN'T DO THAT.
IT WOULD BE A CRIME.

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YOU HEAR THAT,
CALVIN?

242
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IT'D BE A CRIME.

243
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YEAH, RIGHT.

244
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TO CRIME! HA HA!

245
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CRIME ROCKS!

246
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OH, NO.

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[ZORAK AND MOLTAR LAUGHING]

248
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SO I SAID,

249
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"I DON'T CARE WHAT
YOU PRESUME, SIR.

250
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THESE TEETH
ARE BRUSHED."

251
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HAD YOU
BRUSHED THEM?

252
00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:57,899
OF COURSE NOT.

253
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HA HA HA!

254
00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,137
OH, MAN.

255
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,838
SPEAKING OF HEAT,
LET ME TELL YOU

256
00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:07,881
A STORY ABOUT
A FISH I ONCE CAUGHT

257
00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:10,317
IN A 37,000
DEGREE LAKE.

258
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,983
YOU'VE NEVER
BEEN FISHING.

259
00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:12,791
SURE HE HAS.

260
00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:13,622
HOW WOULD
YOU KNOW?

261
00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:16,156
I WENT WITH HIM.
IT WAS IN THE FUTURE.

262
00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:19,132
YOUR HUSBAND AND I CAUGHT
SEVERAL LARGE FISH.

263
00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:20,231
I'M SURE WE DID.

264
00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:23,133
OR SHOULD I SAY,
I'M SURE WE WILL.

265
00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:25,695
IT WAS ONE OF
THE BEST TIMES I'VE EVER HAD,

266
00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:29,065
UNTIL SOMEBODY
SUGGESTED WE GO SWIMMING.

267
00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:30,595
OH, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE FUN.

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00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:31,600
YES, GREAT FUN.

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00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:34,441
JUMPING INTO
A 37,000 DEGREE LAKE ARMED WITH

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NOTHING BUT TINY
FUTURISTIC UNDERWATER FISH-GRENADES.

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00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:40,281
IT WAS MY IDEA.

272
00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:41,206
WELL, WHAT HAPPENS?

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LUCKILY,
THE EXTREME HEAT

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CAUSES THE LAKE
TO EVAPORATE,

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AND WE FALL ONTO
A SOFT CUSHION OF

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BEAUTIFUL MERMAIDS
WHO KISS US VERY, VERY MUCH.

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00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,359
END OF STORY,

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00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,194
OR IS IT?

279
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,128
THAT IS THE MOST
RIDICULOUS THING

280
00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:56,503
I'VE HEARD IN
MY ENTIRE LIFE.

281
00:09:56,562 --> 00:09:57,502
I WANT YOU TO LEAVE,

282
00:09:57,563 --> 00:09:59,203
AND I WANT YOU
TO FIND OUR SON.

283
00:09:59,265 --> 00:09:59,965
YES, I HAVE TO GO.

284
00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:01,572
I CAN SEE THAT
YOU'RE GOOD PARENTS

285
00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,974
AND WILL DO
A FINE JOB RAISING BRAK.

286
00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:06,506
JUST REMEMBER--
IT WON'T WORK.

287
00:10:06,572 --> 00:10:08,542
HE STILL BECOMES
A CRIMINAL.

288
00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:10,577
[BEEPING]

289
00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:11,843
SPACE GHOST HERE.

290
00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:14,311
WHAT? ICE SKATERS?

291
00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:17,280
ON THE STATUE PLANET?

292
00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,450
OH, NO.

293
00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:20,147
UH, LOOK,
I HAVE TO GO.

294
00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:21,019
YES, YOU DO.

295
00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:23,287
WILL I EVER
SEE YOU AGAIN, SPACE GHOST?

296
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:23,886
NO.

297
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,686
WHAT ABOUT
THE FISHING?

298
00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:28,088
OH...UH, RIGHT.

299
00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,060
I'LL SEE YOU THEN.

300
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:32,028
[WHISPERING]
In the future.

301
00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:35,432
WHEW!
I THOUGHT HE'D NEVER LEAVE.

302
00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:37,071
WHY DID YOU
LET HIM IN?

303
00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:38,496
THAT MAN WAS INSANE.

304
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:39,541
WELL, THEN,
WHY DID YOU

305
00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:40,965
KEEP LAUGHING
AT HIS STUPID JOKES?

306
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,580
FOR GOD'S SAKE,
YOU EVEN INVITED HIM TO LIVE HERE.

307
00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:45,142
I THOUGHT HE WAS
GOING TO KILL US.

308
00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:47,651
DID YOU SEE
HIS EYES-- THE EMPTINESS?

309
00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:50,383
THOSE WERE
THE EMPTY EYES OF DEATH, MOTHER.

310
00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:52,219
I WAS TRYING TO
SAVE YOUR LIFE.

311
00:10:52,284 --> 00:10:53,694
THANK YOU FOR
NOT NOTICING.

312
00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:55,763
MAN, YOU GUYS
ARE NOT GOING TO

313
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,021
BELIEVE WHAT
JUST HAPPENED.

314
00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:58,119
I WAS ON THE
STATUE PLANET

315
00:10:58,190 --> 00:10:59,130
WITH MARVIN
AND CALVIN,

316
00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:01,191
AND THIS MAN
IN A YELLOW CAPE SHOWS UP AND SAYS,

317
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,730
"HEY, YOU CRIMINALS,
STOP OR I'LL SHOOT," RIGHT?

318
00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,726
SO WE STOPPED,
AND HE STARTED

319
00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:06,698
SHOOTING
AND BLOWING UP

320
00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:08,396
STATUES AND SAYING
STUFF LIKE,

321
00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:10,567
"THIS IS FUN!
THIS IS GREAT!"

322
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:13,466
UNTIL THE STATUE
POLICE CAME AND TOOK HIM AWAY.

323
00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:16,439
WELL, WE'RE BOTH
JUST HAPPY TO HAVE YOU BACK, HONEY.

324
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,979
AH, YES, WE ARE.
NOW, GO TO YOUR ROOM!

325
00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:24,116
Space Ghost: DO YOU
UNDERSTAND THE WORDS I'VE SAID TO YOU SO FAR?

326
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:28,123
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS
THAT I HAVE SAID TO YOU?

327
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:29,587
[ECHOING]
THAT'S DISAPPOINTING.

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00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:32,355
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329
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:37,795
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00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,673
HMM. THAT'S DISAPPOINTING.

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